In the immortal words of Socrates, "...I drank what?"

Yoinked from Angel. I am for some reason on a mission to answer some of these as obnoxiously as humanly possible. May contain poor sense of humor and incredibly inconsistent punctuation. Good lord, I think I have over-caffeinated myself.

Use one word for each of the following:

1.Where is your cell phone? Bedside-table … ? (oh no, and it’s only the first one! I am such a cheating cheater.)
2. Your significant other? Prefigured
3. Your hair? Real!
4. Your mother? harried
5. Your father? cranky
6. Your favorite thing? wit
7. Your dream last night? elusive
8. Your favorite drink? water
9. Your dream/goal? interestingresearch
10. The room you're in? windowed
11. Your ex? Friend!
12. Your fear? Failure.
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Employed. (gainfully.)
14. Where were you last night? Yomomma’s (again)
15. What you're not? Naked.
16. Muffins? Banana.
17. Something on your wish list? This T-Shirt.
18. Where you grew up? Califiownoisia (otherwise known as mostly Iowa.)
19. The last thing you did? Read
20. What are you wearing? freeboxsweatshirt
21. Your TV? MacBook!
22. Your pets? PUPPY!!! (much-desired, but sadly nonexistent.)
23. Your computer? Male.
24. Your life? inbetween
25. Your mood? Procrastinatory (and apparently slightly belligerent)
26. Missing someone? Totes.
27 Your car? Pimpin’ (hah)
28. Something you're not wearing? (a) Frown!
29 Favorite Store? Meeeeep (I don’t like favorites. Favorites can kiss my ass. I don’t even really have a favorite color, or a favorite song, or a favorite band. I like my choices, dammit!)
30. Your summer? anxious
31. Like someone? Neeeeuuuuu.
32. Your favorite color? Fine! Fine! Green!
33. When is the last time you laughed? … Hah!
34. Last time you cried? Vet.

Dammit, what kind of a question is that to end a … thingy? Now I am sad! Sadness! I’m going to go watch Hot Fuzz to make myself feel better.


Also, A and I are starting a music blog. Yaaay! I shall provide a link when we have a substantially engaging post, hopefully sometime in the next week?

Also also, Nonna is driving me insane but I still love her.

And I need a job.

And a living situation.

Dear financial aid, I wish you started now! Alternately, dear jobs, I wish you were available for three months or less!